Michelle. 16. Eat and Run. Accident Prone and Socially Awkward Teenager. Beware.  Homosapien.

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

bowtie-cummerbund:

mollaythesassay:

littleawkwardpanda:

duprice:

Dont you just wish you could just do that?

If i could do that i guarantee you kittens aren’t the only thing i’d be pullin out of the computer

You mean you’d pull out puppies too??? :D

oh hun

itsstuckyinmyhead:

In honor of my 400th post and reaching 2,500 followers, I have decided to go completely of topic and give you this beauty. If you want more feel free to tell me.

forsciencejohn:

reservedvomit:

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

Smiguel

If you have the willpower to not reblog Smiguel.

Well then.

I salute you, amigo.

Crying

ianoshea:

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME SANTA CLAUSE ISNT REAL ALL OVER AGAIN

vengerturtle:

“Jarvis’s holographic keyboard designs were replete with exotic symbols and undefined characters. Meinerding adapted keyboard characters from sources as diverse as mythology and electrical engineering figures…The net result of such subtleties reinforces that the mind of Tony Stark is so advanced that he and Jarvis are essentially speaking to each other in a language uniquely their own.” - The Art of Iron Man

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

zohbugg:

penis-hilton:

officialfrenchtoast:

Four Wongs make a Wright

who the fuck calls their kid anakin

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benedictedcumberbabeof221:

I’m British and I can’t even make a nice cup of tea

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incurablylazydevil:

"Oh, Sherlock, if you take one more step I swear I will kill you."

"No, Mrs Watson. You won’t."

doctorcassherlockedfromtheimpala:

nutellagance:

Martin Freeman doesn’t raise his eyebrows. He lowers his hair.

Jesus christ

Good pick up line: Nice shirt, I love that band.
Better pick up line: Nice shirt, I'm in that band.
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