Michelle. 16. Eat and Run. Accident Prone and Socially Awkward Teenager. Beware.  Homosapien.

helltothenaw:

paainfully:

I love the earthy colors in this outfit, but I didn’t really have anywhere to wear it so pictures will do.
Also the manager of the local sushi place was so impressed with my shitty japanese that he gave me his number, that made my day lol.

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gentlemanbones:

askornaut:

sleptwithurmom:

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

OH FUCK

I’d like to point out that Phineas has an older sister, Candace. Now, I’m not entirely sure, but I believe they canonically are from the same father. This would mean that not only did Linda do the do with Dr. Doof, she did it twice.

I’LL USE MY FORNICATORNATOR TO CONQUER YOUR THIGH STATE AREA.

jackandhoney:

twiddlingthumbsandtoes:

theleftpill:

danieluvsubabyy:

If this doesn’t prove that they’re perfect for each other, I fear nothing will…

I mean…

She’s cutting open a body and casually talking on the phone…

And he’s nonchalantly blowtorching an eyeball while talking to John…

Come on.

Molly with a bone saw and blood on her fingers is one of my all-time favorite moments.  I mean, she was in the middle of cutting open a dead body when she dropped everything (except the bone saw) to call Mrs. Hudson over concern for Sherlock’s speech.  Not for his “ruining everything” or for laughing at him, which is everyone else’s focus, but because she’s concerned for him.

BAMF.

Yeah and some wonder why we ship them ;)

My babies…

sun-thief-rai:

lauriejuspeczyk:

so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy

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kinkstertime:

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

anneboleyns:

setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god
You are made
out of comets
and stars.

Do not surround
yourself with those
that treat you like
dirt and dust. —Noor Shirazie  (via thatkindofwoman)
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