Eat and Run. Accident Prone and Socially Awkward Teenager. Beware.  Homosapien.

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

One night,
I will wake up at three am
and I will roll over
into your arms.
You will rub my back
until I fall back to sleep.
I will wait for that.

Until you freeze
In a moment of terror
and realise 
that you went to bed alone.

Billie Piper leaving a nail salon in London. 17/04/14

Full HQ set HERE

How to make Piñata cookies!

royalturkeyz:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

squibbs:

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MY LIFE JUST CHANGED YOU GUYS

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So, I TRIED to make this, right?

bloodybookworm:

A CAT A FREAKING CAT GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME AND I’M SITTING HERE WORKING MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND MAKE A STANDARD LIVING AND THIS CAT MAKES A FROWNY FACE AT A CAMERA AND GETS A FRICKING HOLLYWOOD STAR NOPE NO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT

#joffrey being a seemingly good guy out of context #part 2
(asked by anon)

someauthorgirl:

vixyish:

solarbird:

xgenepositive:

mmmahogany:

#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john?  you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

Bolding mine.

I hope I live long enough to attain even a tenth of Barrowman’s “you fucking martian” face.

tornrnypickles:

Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door

fairweatherfrey:

Actual dialogue from NBC’s Hannibal.

gaaraofsburbia:

james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

mycroftslittlebrother:

Completing each other’s sentences… even from a distance.

squiggy:

tipsy-tom-drank-too-much-blood:

yoly138:

"Villians and heroes are not so different".

HOLY SHIT NOW I WANT TO THROW MYSELF IN A VOLCANO THANKS

Well shit

jaclcfrost:

virska:

jaclcfrost:

n3w-n0t3:

jaclcfrost:

vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong

just like play doh

And deodorant

and perfume

and soap

life is full of so much deception and trickery

the-captains-wife:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

Tom Hiddleston holding Chris Hemsworth’s baby.
Tom with a baby
TOM wiTh a bA by

HERE TUMBLR HAVE THIS

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I had to stare for like 10 minutes to make sure it was real

opticallyaroused:

Rainbow of Stars

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Photographer Maurizio Pignotti, 46, spends all night in freezing temperatures painstakingly shooting the breathtaking crystal-clear stars. He uses a technique where he merges together anywhere between 80 and 450 shots to create what he describes as a “rainbow of stars”. Space-lover Maurizio, captures the star trails on the borders of the Adriatic Sea – including the Sibillini Mountains National Park, the Conero National Park, and the Gargano National Park.
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