Michelle. 16. Eat and Run. Accident Prone and Socially Awkward Teenager. Beware.  Homosapien.

tomhanksy:

That street art life though.

hazifiy:

disheartens:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta wants a man but can’t really get one 

i feel this spiritually

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

mycroftplayingoperation:

How to interact with a werewolf:
1. Tell it it’s beautiful.
2. Stare at it while people are running away.

feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

collide-with-tony:

thewretchedanddivine21:

jalexaremyhomeboys:

he looks so proud of it omfg

this gets an 11 on my sass-o-meter

this is one of my favourite gifs of him

mymodernmet:

British artist Matthew Simmonds carves historic architectural structures into blocks of marble and stone, producing unique and intricate sculptures.

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

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You kind of left us on a cliffhanger with the last series.

Will you be back?

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

danyandherdragons:

songofwanderlust:

greencarnations:

americanfrontier:

squigglydigg:

hockeystuck:

katybliss:

You always hear about how technology and the modern world are harming nature. I saw this and started beaming because I’m so glad to see the good technology can do for animals. <3

But actually, this is really heartwarming.  I know a couple of guys who made a sort of wheelchair for their two-legged dog.

THIS IS A NICE POST

I LIKE THIS POST A LOT

does that turtle have a hot wheels wheel for a leg

OMG THE CAT

The dolphin with the prosthetic tail fin reminds me of Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon!! It doesn’t stop him from being such a majestic, beautiful creature when swimming I bet.

vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

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